Use only as directed. Avoid spillage or contact with open wounds. Do not use while taking a shower. Do not use while under the influence of sugar. Do not use if prone to attract lightning. Consult your doctor if you are pregnant, expect to be pregnant, have been pregnant, or know someone who is or used to be pregnant. Don’t spit into the wind. Don’t take any wooden Euros. Enjoy thoroughly.
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